Perhaps you've surmised by this time
that in fact, I have exceedingly little,
nay, nothing at all to say at any given
moment past, present, or future. :|

Nothing is what I always end
up saying every single time. :|

To put it simply, I have nothing to say. :|

By now you've probably figured
out that I have nothing to say. :|

I have nothing to say. :|

If you're waiting for me to
eventually say something,
you can just forget about it. :|

I have nothing to say. :|

Let me mention in passing
that I have nothing to say. :|

If you were to state that I
have something to say,
you would be mistaken. :|

I have nothing to say. :|

All I'm sayin' is that I
have nothing to say. :|

I just don't have anything to say. :|

Let the word go forth that
I have nothing to say. :|

Haven't I already told you repeatedly
that I really have nothing to say?

Let there be no doubt that I
have nothing to say. :|