I thought I had something to
say, but actually, I don't. :|

The rumors are true, I do
indeed have nothing to say. :|

At this time, all that I have to
say amounts to nothing. :|

Can't you get it through your thick
skull that I have nothing to say?

It's high time I let ya'll know
that I have nothing to say. :|

I have nothing to say. :|

I should like to point out that regardless
of rumors to the contrary, I don't have
anything of import to speak about. :|

Now would be a good time to mention
that I have totally nothing to say. :|